Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Occupy This

So we have young people once again camping in the streets in front of financial institutions and complaining that they have massive student loans that are burdensome. Hmmm. They would like to see the nation's wealth more evenly distributed. Hmmm.
I'd like the wealth to be more even distributed, too. I'd like the taxes I paid all my working years to be refunded to me. It was burdensome. But it was my responsibility to pay for my share of the costs of government. So I paid.
I'd like the wealth to be distributed so that the money I paid for the mortgage on my home to be refunded to me. It was burdensome. But I paid it off two years ago.
I once had some overwhelming credit card debt, but I managed to pay it off. It was burdensome but I bought the stuff with plastic so it was only fair that I pay for it. Yes?
Sorry, but the college crowd enjoyed the years of money dropped in their laps while they went to school, got an education (we hope), enjoyed the social life and the pizza and beer parties. Tuition wasn't the only thing paid when the checks came in. I personally know one young woman who used some of her senior year check to buy a car from a classmate. Was it brand new? No. Beside the point. She didn't seem to be concerned about how the money would be repaid. Now that she has graduated with a degree in multimedia (?) the piper has asked to be paid for the dance. And it's "burdensome".
Years ago, I can remember my Father, who worked very hard for his money and never had an opportunity to attend college, insisting on paying the milk man in advance. It was his contention that once we drank the milk, it was too easy to forget that we owed somebody for it, so he would leave money every Monday for six quarts to be delivered one at a time during the ensuing week.
Thinking that student loans should now be forgiven certainly gives me pause. These people - the ones who went to college with borrowed money - they must not have taken any econ courses. The money these young scholars borrowed was my money. You see, I have a bank account. That means that the bank has my money and they use it to lend to other people for businesses, for mortgages, car loans, and yes, college. Now there was a time that the bank would pay me for the use of my money. It was called interest. But those days are gone. They still pay me interest but not so you could notice. It's about .025 percent. They haven't begun to charge me for letting them use my money as yet, but I'm holding my breath.
Now they have graduated from college, with degrees that, in this economy, are unusable. And they are moving back home with Mom and Dad. Who have probably gotten pretty used to not having Junior or the Princess around for the past four years. But they won't turn the kid out and after all, they weren't using the spare room.
If I was Mom, it would be plain that as long as I'm getting up and going to work every day, I expect the same from my offspring. Can't find a job in your field? Find something else. Cashier at the Piggly Wiggly. Man the counter at Burger King. Try your hand as a barrista at the local coffee hut. Babysit. Mow lawns. Sure it's hard work. But it's honest work. And you can give Mom and Dad a couple of bucks and throw a few on the loans. Usually, if you ask real nice, Sallie Mae will work with you, as long as you give them something to rely on. Just like you relied on them while you were getting your education with my money.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

SCRAPPLE

If you've never eaten it, you don't know how good it can be. Scrapple, that is. It's all the little bits of the piggy that can't be converted into ham, pork chops, roasts, bacon, etc. It's the snout and the tail and every little "scrap" in between. Mix that up with corn meal and some spices and form the mixture into a square shape in a pan. When it sets up, it can be thinly sliced, dredged in flour and fried in hot fat until golden brown and crispy. Serve it for breakfast with eggs or pancakes. It tastes good when a little of that pancake syrup drifts onto the scrapple. Or have it for supper with mashers and corn. Have it for lunch or a snack. It's just scrapple. But when it's done right, it's as good as it gets.
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So yesterday was my birthday. Seventy-six. I didn't have a cake. The Fire Marshal refused to give us a permit for the candles. Tuesday isn't the optimal day for a celebration. I spent it grocery shopping. Since I've been watching my intake so as to drop a few pounds, it takes no little effort to make sure I'm buying the good stuff. Reading labels is time-consuming. But since I'm down 15 pounds, I'll keep doing it.
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The Big Canteloupe Scare has people being irrational. Every store has a sign that advises the origin of the fruit on display. Can't imagine any market would be willing to risk selling a melon from the Colorado farm where the Listeria epidemic began. I'm not making light of this, because people have died, but we must temper our fear with logic. I'm having a canteloupe that my market assures me did NOT come from Colorado, but from Southern California.
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If you like peanut butter, you should stock up. I have it on good authority that the peanut crop suffered this year and the price will be substantially increased. And I can guarantee you that if the crop next year is amazing, the price will not be reduced. Look what happened to sugar and coffee.
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I have grown weary at last of watching TV news. The over-dramatization makes me insane. And every unfortunate story repeats evening, late evening, early morning, midday for days on end. And all this without even having all the facts. No point in watching just to catch the weather forecast, which, we all know, is seldom right. What a scam. Show up, pontificate about the isobars and the Canadian highs and the Gulf Stream and low pressure systems. If you're wrong, well, at least it sounds as if you know what you're talking about. And you never get fired. You just get to be wrong every day and they pay you for it.
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In re: our recent extended low pressure system, it has been very hard on the joints. The Ritis boys are a bad lot, and Arthur is the worst one. My thumbs and my right knee are suffering and I've taken more ibuprofen than ever. It should be improving any minute now that the sun has made its annual appearance. Wish me luck.
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So there you have Scrapple. It tastes good with any meal. Some like it with catsup and some with pancake syrup. Straight up is good, too.